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judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol

hip-hop-bonita:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

fyeahblackhippy:

Awe

he is WEAK

Look at all that happiness

sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color

sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me